The Worst Lyrics Of All Time

 Last week I wrote approximately the first-class lyrics. it is most effective herbal whilst considering the exceptional of some thing to additionally consider the worst. As I did with the pleasant lyrics I placed out a call on social media for the worst lyrics and that i got some extraordinary solutions, below.AZlyrics

I then took it similarly and decided to delve into the worst songs of all time, that's of course subjective. My worst music could easily and understandably be someone else's wedding track.

music is, for the most element, subjective. I say for the maximum part because after I commenced Googling worst songs of all time i discovered a few songs that very surely there is no room for debate. it's like whilst Billy Crystal says to Meg Ryan in while Harry Met Sally, "I don't think it's a count number of opinion. Empirically you are appealing."

Empirically, songs like Black Lace's "Agadoo," voted worst music of all time in 2003 by using a poll of tune writers in Q magazine; DJ Pauly D's "Beat Dat Beat (it is time To)," an aural atrocity that is an unquestioned crime against humanity; Cheeky girls' "The Cheeky tune (touch My Bum)," every other British insult to song and the world that was voted #1 worst pop record by way of Channel four visitors within the U.okay., and Double Take's certainly offensive "warm issues," maybe the worst written track of all time, approximately "hot ladies with problems too," are past awful.

but, what I did no longer expect, become how relatively amusing it's miles to immerse yourself within the worst songs of all time. For song enthusiasts who take their love in their favored bands, tune and albums severely enough to tattoo lyrics on their frame; spend existence financial savings on collectible albums, live performance tickets and memorabilia, or argue for days over fine Steely Dan song, there's something relaxing approximately letting down the depth and simply enjoying song as a novelty.

So in the spirit of fun, under are the songs named by others as the worst-written tunes of all time, in addition to my listing of worst-written songs ever. again, I know there are songs on here others love. but my list and as I told others who argued, make your very own list of the worst track ever. it's simply in reality a laugh.

Worst songs:

Justin Bieber, "Yummy"

i have nothing in opposition to the Biebs and as someone who's seen firsthand the wonderful strain repute can placed on human beings, as a human i am very satisfied to see Bieber reputedly together in life. however that does not make this inanity of this music forgivable. I realize this became presupposed to be edgy, however you can totally photograph a 5-year-antique on the playground making a song this. "Yeah, to procure that yummy-yum/that yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy." a person were given paid for that?! And what approximately this gem of a line? "Bona fide stallion/Ain't in no stable, no, you live on the run."

Kings Of Leon, "intercourse On fireplace"

right here is a really perfect instance of the subjectivity of song. Many people loved this tune, no matter such deep lyrics as, "warm as a fever/damn bones/I ought to just flavor it/Chased it." Or this literary masterpiece? "gentle lips are open/Them knuckles are faded/looks like you are loss of life/you are demise." however, in my humble opinion, one of the worst songs of all time and one of the worst written. just overall lousy.

Sam Hunt, "frame Like A lower back street"

How, how, how within the freaking international did this 2nd-fee "Your frame Is A Wonderland" get nominated on the CMA's for song Of The yr, that's a songwriter's award? This shouldn't also be nominated for a middle faculty poetry award not to mention a prime songwriters award. Worst lyrics: Take your pick. "The manner she in shape in them blue denims/She do not need no belt/but i will turn 'em internal out/I don't want no help/were given hips like honey/So thick and so candy (guy)/Ain't no curves like hers/On them downtown streets." And that might not even be the worst line on this. Ugh.

Winger, "Seventeen"

there's a special location in musical hell for hair steel. And in a number of the worst-written songs of all time this might be the worst line of all: "Daddy says she's too younger/however she's vintage sufficient for me." just shut the hell up.

youngster Rock, "American terrible Ass"

sometimes traces just let you know the truth: "selected one, i'm the living proof/With the present of gab from the town of fact/I jabbed and stabbed and knocked critics lower back/

and i did now not stutter." What greater can be stated?

LFO, "summer time ladies"

one of the worst songs of the '90s, and that is pronouncing some thing, this pop fluff had a number of the most insipid lyrics ever. "Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets/name me Willy Whistle 'purpose I cannot talk, toddler/some thing for your eyes went and drove me crazy/Now I can not overlook you and it makes me mad." Billy Shakespeare could roll over in his grave at being noted on this pop insanity.AZlyrics

Nickelback, "the way you take me back to the fact"

The track opens, "in no way made it as a smart man/I couldn't cut it as a blind guy stealing/uninterested in residing like a blind guy/i am unwell of sight without a sense of feeling." one of the most reliable ways to put in writing a awful lyric is to take your self too rattling severely. And this couplet, coupled with Chad Kroeger's deep, booming, "i am an artist," vocal, just lends itself to be made amusing of.

Bryan Adams, "everything I Do"

Bryan Adams has written some brilliant songs, "summer season Of 'sixty nine," "Cuts Like A Knife," the entire Reckless album was sturdy. however he is additionally written a number of the cheesiest, schmaltziest stuff ever recorded with the aid of man. And this one, from the Robin Hood, Prince Of Thieves film, is up there with the worst of them. "there may be no love/Like your love/And no other could provide extra love." surely, couldn't locate whatever that rhymed with love?

seaside Boys, "Kokomo"

everything approximately this song is crook, from the awful melody to the insipid lyrics. "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya/Bermuda, Bahama, come on quite mama/Key Largo, Montego, baby why do not we cross, Jamaica." no longer simplest one of the worst written songs ever just one of the worst songs ever period.

Songs from others:

Aqua, "Barbie woman"

referred to by a couple of human beings, and with properly motive. "i am a Barbie female/in the Barbie international/lifestyles in plastic, it is first-rate/you may brush my hair, undress me anywhere." Uh-huh.

R.E.M., "bright glad humans"

R.E.M. are one of the greatest bands of all time, no question. but even the best have their failings. and i as soon as saw Michael Stipe added this as one of the dumbest songs ever written. cannot argue with Stipe. "all and sundry round, love them, love them/positioned it in your hands, take it, take it/there may be no time to cry, happy, happy

put it for your heart wherein the next day shines/Gold and silver shine." I do not know what which means.

Sisqo, "The Thong tune"

"i like it whilst the beat goes/Duh dun duh/baby make your booty pass/Duh dun duh/baby I know you want to reveal/Duh dun duh/That thong thong thong thong thong." Civilization is stupider for the reality this song exists.

Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps"

another track with a couple of votes. And as tons as I like the Peas and have spent a extremely good deal of time with them, hard to protect this one. "I'ma get get get get you inebriated/Get you adore inebriated off my hump/My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump/My hump my hump my hump my adorable little lumps."

Styx, "Mr. Roboto"

The song starts offevolved, "Domo arigato misuta Robotto/Domo arigato misuta Robotto/Mata au hello made/Domo arigato misuta Robotto/Himitsu wo shiritai." Has there ever been a geekier rock hit? maybe not.

Starship, "We built This metropolis"

over again, report this underneath outstanding band missteps. lines like "Knee deep within the hoopla," as well as one of the most worrying choruses of all time, is just one of the motives this tune has been voted many of the worst songs of all time in limitless polls.

proper said Fred, "i'm Too attractive"

"i am too attractive for my shirt." one of the worst and stupidest strains ever written.AZlyrics